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‘While some may think X, others may think Y’ – Return to Earth by Lally Katz

‘I don’t get it,’ a man behind me pronounced loudly at the conclusion of Lally Katz’s Return to Earth. I wanted to sock him for his lack of empathy – didn’t he understand that others might be reacting to the play differently from him, that their reactions were equally valid, and that they weren’t asking for his opinion?

But I also have a tendency towards visible bodily reactions and comments in movies, so this was a good lesson for me.

I’ve experienced a spate of bad (or what I think is bad) theatre since I moved to Melbourne (here’s an example), and was feeling negative about Melbourne Theatre Company, too. So they’re trying to attract young people, with $30 tickets for under 30s, but they don’t offer concession tickets. That said, you can go in at 9.00am and get Early Bird tickets for $18, admittedly a good discount on the usual $80. But then you have to sit in an awkward seat. At the last play we went to (which I found appalling), there were spare seats in better locations, and the ushers were quite reluctant to let us move – they asked us to wait until the lights went down.

But Return to Earth is really something. It’s about a Alice (she changed her name from Erika, presumably as part of some kind of awakening), a girl who’s been away for a while and comes back to Tathra, her hometown. The first scene sees her sitting with her mum and dad on the couch while they explain a game show they like to watch, one where you have to guess what answer the other contestants will give. That’s so wonderful, says Alice, wide-eyed. ‘You have to really understand humans.’

On her apparently long journey away from Tathra and into ‘outer space’, as it’s referred to, Alice has had ephiphanies that she’s now unable to communicate to anyone at home. Her parents are also apparently unable to understand why she was away for so long. But back in her ordinary yet absurd hometown, a place where the auto-repair and hospital are next to each other so that they can mend cars after accidents while people get treated and her mum is cross-stitching a doggie from a missing dog poster, she’s trying to find beauty in the everyday.

She wants to fall in love, and have a baby, and she romantically affixes herself to an emotionally intelligent fisherman and auto-mechanic. She wants to be a character in a soap opera, to be constantly shocked but never surprised at what people do. This comes across not as a self-aware coping mechanism in an uncomfortable environment, but an earnest imaginative endeavour. There is a genuinely poetic element to her imaginative fantasies and reveries, but by being so self-absorbed, as her friend points out, she misses the detail and texture of the reality that others are living.

In some ways, Alice is annoyingly oblivious, self-absorbed, and simplistic. But I think she’s a representation of a way of thinking more than anything, and I identified with her. I do that: romanticise things and get so wrapped up in my fantasies that sometimes I miss what’s actually happening, so that when I share my fantasy with people, they’re like, ‘What the fuck?’

There were a few awkward moments, parts where you could see the director’s (or writer’s?) manipulations and constructions too obviously, and it was a bit jarring. For me, most of these moments involved the inexplicable antics of Alice’s slightly insipid niece, who had cancer. But overall, I was amazed by the sophistication of Katz’s perceptions about people and their tensions, and the idea of the pull of a romanticised fantasy world versus the sometimes mundane (and often, nothing else) realities of home and family.

My friends suggested we go for a drink afterwards to analyse the film, and I almost didn’t want to – wanted to keep it to myself. It turned out that one liked it and the other didn’t, thinking Alice’s character was insufficiently developed. At some stage last night, we got to talking about reviews, particularly reviews about consumer items, and how, in an attempt to tell people whether or not something will appeal to them, they often use some kind of variation on ‘While some may think X, others may think Y.’ This would probably be a good template for a review of Return to Earth, but I’m not going to write it.

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On bad theatre

*spoiler alert

In the Next Room, showing at the Melbourne Theatre Company, is about a doctor who tries to cure his (mostly) female patients from hysteria using a vibrator. The women experience wondrous orgasms as he unlocks their repressed sexual desire, ‘I see zig zags… my body goes cold and my feet go hot as coal… I want to fall asleep.’

The first act consists mainly of multiple occasions of the ‘treatment’ being administered. Is the doctor a pervert? No, he’s a hapless, unimaginative, asexual sap.  In fact, it turns out he could do with a little more perversion. His whimsical wife, fey and neurotic by turns, flutters and flounces around the room like a repressed butterfly. Hearing the delighted moans and exclamations from her living room, she becomes insatiably curious about what’s going on in The Next Room. Her husband refuses to let her try the treatment because she’s ‘healthy.’ So she breaks into it with a hat pin and starts experimenting with the equipment, setting in motion a chain of events that… etc.

It’s unclear what tone the playwright was aiming for. The dialogue is farcical at times – the doctor’s telling nerdy stories about electricity while he masturbates his patients, an feminine advance is rejected by a man because he ‘only likes women with doe’s eyes.’ Yet it’s not funny enough to be feminist satire, or poignant comedy. This ambiguity is awkward and distracting.

The script for the second act seems like it’s been through a google random play generator. It presents a pastiche of sub-plots representing variations of the theme of sexual repression, which, because of the haphazard way they’re inserted into the story, are simply bewildering. I tried to share a baleful glance with my friend (one of the few pleasures of seeing a bad play or movie) but her face was completely inert. I knew I had lost her. ‘I was emotionally dead,’ she explained later.

In the final scene, the doctor’s wife convinces him to make love with her in the snow. ‘Make a snowman,’ she says. Then they lie on top of each other and flap their arms and legs like birds, as simulated snowflakes fall on them.

We were standing in the lobby afterwards, debriefing about the pure awfulness of it, when a female usher came up to us. ‘Excuse me,’ she said – I thought she was going to tell us off for being too loudly critical. But no – ‘You’ve put your cardigan on inside-out.’

I’d never been to the Melbourne Theatre Company before and not quite sure how I feel about the architecture. Your thoughts?

The photo’s a bit blurry  - I took it while standing on the road and had to start running because a car was coming.

P.S. Not everyone thought In the Next Room was crap. Crikey’s  Curtain Call, for example, gave it a good rap.

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