a poem so directly taken from the Herald Sun that its* probably a copyright infringement
mps strike it rich
pay will soar pay will jump pay packet will swell
brace for public backlash
power whack
pre-Christmas Christmas grinch
blow budget blow blow out
bump up annual bills where you live
Victorian families
fear
look who’s a big boy now
yakini tore into his birthday present
easing into his new bachelor pad
touching the hearts of melburnians
keep junk in trunks..
(2 full stops sub-editor error)
boardshorts hotter than budgie smugglers**
poll commissioned by quicksilver***
*sub-editor error
**’A straw poll by the herald sun revealed eight out of 10 women said budgie smugglers were only attractive only on hot bodies’ [n=?]
***[boardshorts manufacturers]
how will we jazz up that miranda devine column about the state anti-corruption commission? a scientific microscope (from year 10) with a map of victoria hanging over the edges.
