Monthly Archives: February 2012

The Tottenham mobility device / antique store

Sunshine Road Tottenham, just across the road from the train station.  It does have a cheery Indian store, as well as an interesting combined drycleaner/hairdresser, but overall, it’s pretty squalid. I went there with the Suburbanauts, who give a good review of this street and other suburban strip shops here.

What I want to show you is the fascinating mobility device and antique store just to the right of this corner. The mannequins are quite expensive. I’m not sure who buys them and why?

There are three rooms. This is the first room, taken up mostly with mobility devices.

In the second and third rooms, quaint oddities are arranged with painstaking, almost obsessive, attention. I started to feel a bit claustrophobic from the darkness, stuff, and constantly chiming cuckoo clocks.

This made me a bit uneasy. I think it’s because I am a kid of the 90s, and therefore incidentally exposed to older cousins watching Chuckie. They had the coping mechanisms to deal with it; I did not, therefore I was scarred for life.

On the window is a Herald Sun article by Terry McCrann about how Julia Gillard is going to turn light switches into tax collection points. On it, someone has scrawled ‘Read it and weep’. I think they are referring to the carbon tax rather than the quality of the article.

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We’re much more highbrow than that, love!

Today Tonight

I spot people filming in the gardens so move in to watch.

The presenter is a Silver Fox who looks like a cross between an 80s game show host and a slimy car salesman. His eyes catch mine and he looks a bit uncomfortable under my gaze.*

I only catch the last few words. In his flashy newsreader on steroids voice, Silver Fox is talking about some Cassanova.** ‘Slippery Sal isn’t after their hearts, he’s after their money.’ His exaggerated cadences hint at parody.

At the end he has freeze looking earnestly at the cameras for a few moments, I can’t remember what the technical reason for it is but it’s a little bit awkward. Then he turns straight to me: ‘How was that?’

The whole crew turn around to look at me.

‘Oh, I didn’t get most of it,’ I say, with deliberate breeziness. ‘But it seems like you’re from Today Tonight or something?’

‘No, we’re from Current Affair,’ the man says indignantly, in a tone which on the face of it, implies a collegiate mutual joke, but is really thinly veiled disdain.

‘They’re pretty much the same though aren’t they?’ I say nonchalantly.

‘No, we’re much more highbrow than that, love!’ the man says with ironic, patronising smarminess.

‘Really?’ I say in my innocent stupid little girl tone.

The whole crew laughs.

I found their story on the internet afterwards.

*I sometimes do watch if I stumble upon a press conference; it’s fascinating to watch their process. But they don’t like it. I don’t know, is it a bit off?

**I later realised they were actually calling him Cashanova, which is just brilliant.

Casual intimacy

My friend and I are on a lunch break and start watching an Asian couple sitting under that big gorgeous tree in the Fitzroy Gardens. I don’t know anything about tree names; but it’s one of those trees with branches that droop down like a fountain of leaves, apple green leaves that glow with the sunlight, making a haven of shade for its inhabitants.

I make the argument to my friend that the couple are structurally adorable, simply because they’re having a romantic moment under a beautiful tree. Maybe it helps that they’re Asian too.

But then we notice there is something about the way the couple are sitting together, smiling, heads close, looking at something on their iphones, his hand resting casually behind her back, her hand brushing his knee. They look perfectly happy in that moment. ‘Do you see that kind casual intimacy very often?’ my friend asks me.

Sleeping

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In which I go on a bit of a rant about cycling (with some supporting evidence)

In ‘Riding roughshod’, today’s Fairfax opinion piece, Bruce Guthrie, former editor of The Age and the Herald Sun, argues that bicycle registration ‘may’ be a good idea, although he doesn’t unequivocally endorse it. He starts out by positioning himself as an admirer of cycling as a healthy, environmentally friendly way of getting around, and ‘loathe to entertain the idea of any government impost.’ But he says registration may be necessary if cyclists ‘are ever going to be treated with respect by other road users’ and that it could ‘heal the rift between riders and motorists.’

When Guthrie talks about a ‘rift’, he is really talking about motorists being frustrated at cyclists’ supposedly bad behaviour. He recounts a litany of grievances that in his view demonstrate such bad behaviour. Some of them seem a little odd: A cyclist yells at him for cutting across their lane, or opening a car door, despite the fact that it doesn’t put them in any danger? Perhaps Guthrie’s idea of safe driving behaviour doesn’t look quite so safe when you are exposed to it from a bike.

No doubt a few cyclists do break the rules. Sometimes their behaviour may be dangerous, although the main danger will always be to themselves, rather than car drivers. Sometimes what is seen as lawbreaking is actually legal – for example, driving past stopped cars so you can position yourself out in front at an intersection, to be more easily seen. Other times, the laws are just bad, and cyclists need to break them to protect themselves.

For example, Guthrie complains about cyclists riding on the footpath, or even using pedestrian crossings. Guthrie notes of cyclists that ‘they have this annoying habit of changing their riding habits – one minute they’ll use the road, then the footpath, then a pedestrian crossing, if it suits them.’ Apart from the fact that it is perfectly legal for a cyclist to get off their bike and use a pedestrian crossing, Guthrie ignores the fact that one of the reasons cyclists use footpaths and pedestrian crossings is that they have no alternative – roads and intersections are often too unsafe for them.

Guthrie sees registration as a way of holding cyclists accountable for their supposedly irresponsible behaviour. The many incidents of law breaking and dangerous driving by registered motorists don’t make his list of grievances. I’d be surprised if he’s never experienced such behaviour – perhaps he just regards it as normal.

In fact, studies indicate that the majority of accidents are caused by drivers of motor vehicles, even though it is mostly cyclists, as vulnerable road users, who are seriously injured. Given this, you’d think that reducing cyclist and pedestrian casualties would involve changing driver behaviour. But road safety campaigns by government and police reflect Guthrie’s thinking, blaming cyclist and pedestrians.

The Victorian Government’s latest road safety action plan (p.15) doesn’t even recognise cyclists as a category of road user, and their strategy says almost nothing about cyclist safety. When I got stopped by police in a road block during the Safecycle campaign last year, my lights, reflectors, and bells got checked, and the policeman even questioned my choice of thongs. Is this really targeting the causes of road fatalities?

Operation Halo, a police action to take place throughout February, also appears skewed towards targeting vulnerable road users. It will be interesting to get the relative statistics as to how many cyclists, compared to drivers, are charged for law breaking as a result of this campaign. The frequent failure of police to charge drivers who injure – and sometimes kill – cyclists through their careless behaviour is inexplicable; the tragic death of James Cross is one such example.

Back to Guthrie, in whose view ‘the root of the problem’ is that cyclists ‘are not required to spend a penny, or be identified.’ Most cyclists do carry identification. But you don’t have to be a behaviour specialist to realise that having a piece or paper or a number on a bike is unlikely to change behaviour, either of drivers towards cyclists (which as discussed, is the main problem), or cyclists themselves. I certainly haven’t seen any evidence that car registration has done anything to prevent drivers breaking the law.

And cyclists already do pay for the roads, through their taxes and rates. Registration goes towards administration and third party insurance, not road construction and maintenance. Guthrie could have corrected this factual inaccuracy at the ‘root’ of his argument with just a bit of light research.

Despite cyclists taking up less room, reducing congestion, and generating less pollution, I wouldn’t mind betting they don’t get much for their taxes. In the CBD, cyclists get narrow bike lanes (if any), built alongside car doors and fast moving traffic, which often disappear leaving cyclists stranded and vulnerable. It’d be interesting to get a breakdown of proportion of cyclists vs drivers by locality, and commensurate expenditure of state and local government money in each area.

Guthrie, obviously struggling to find good cycling countries with registration, resorts to using Hawaii as an example of where it has been done. The bicycle mode share in Hawaii is about two percent, compared to 20-30 percent in places like Amsterdam and Copenhagen (none of which have bike registration).

Guthrie argues that bike registration could be used to fund separated cycling infrastructure, as ‘cars and bicycles do not go together well’. I’m all in favour of safe bike lanes and other bike-friendly improvements. That, combined with driver education about sharing the road, is the thing most likely to reduce driver-cyclist conflict. But we can pay for it out of the taxes cyclists already pay.

Finally, Guthrie suggests, perhaps with the money cyclists could get for rego, they could get Shane Warne to ‘front’ for them. A ludicrous suggestion given Shane Warne’s aggressive actions toward that cyclist – but unsurprising given that Guthrie appears to share Warne’s attitudes, including complaining, in what may have been an unfunny joke, that cyclists crowd out all the good Sunday cafes.

In the course of his argument, Guthrie (perhaps light heartedly) describes cyclists as ‘lycra-clad pedal pushers’. This incessant focus on cyclists’ attire bothers me. It was even recently echoed by women’s cycling group Frocks on Bikes and Darebin Bicycle Users Group in their comments that ‘friends don’t let friends wear lycra.’ Such rhetoric seems counterproductive for bike advocates. I can appreciate that they are trying to ‘normalise’ the appearance of cyclists, but really, attacking people who wear lycra just fuels the stigma. Who cares, as long as they’re comfy?

Anyway, perhaps I shouldn’t really engage with the mainstream media’s opinion pieces, and fuel their fire. The predictably framed controversies the media engineer are really just a way of getting people to read and talk about their often unexciting content. Still, the media could take a more reflective, nuanced approach to reporting cycling issues, than simply giving a voice to people like Shane Warne and Bruce Guthrie who clearly have an axe to grind and know very little about the issue.

In the UK, The Times, following a bike accident suffered by one of its reporters, has actually launched a campaign to improve cycling safety, although it has recently been criticised for focusing on helmets and hi-vis – putting the emphasis back on cyclists to protect themselves.

*Today I spotted a well reasoned article by Alan Davies – goes into the specific arguments against in a bit more detail than this post, in particular, the administrative costs versus the limited road safety gain. Just a bit uncomfortable with his last point about TAbbott being some kind of cycling role model (even though I don’t want cycling to just be a left wing thing).*

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It is a well known fart the word Melbourne

Chinglish is sometimes uncannily spot on, isn’t it?

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